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Joke of the Day
"My hamster died today. He fell asleep at the wheel."
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"Actual advice Mallard in a recent interview denounced his internet fame. It was quite a pro duck shun."
"Customer Service Person: is there anything else I can help you with today? Me: Is this a date? It feels like a date now."
"So I started up my PC today and all the work on my thesis was gone Who let the .docx out?"
"Everyone is misunderstanding me... I just don't know why. I keep telling them I got an East Infection. (better said verbally)"
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