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Joke of the Day
"Rumor has it Pedals the upright walking bear has been killed by a hunter. But, remains unseen."
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"What's the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann? News of the elections is getting old."
"One day I'm gonna go to work without my glasses and they're gonna be like, ""Who's that hottie?"" and I'm gonna be like, ""WHO IS SAYING THAT?"""
"Went out last night and got really wasted. I woke up in the middle of the night next to some chick who was snoring and farting, so I knew I made it home OK!"
"I always draw track marks on my arms and cough a lot when visiting family so that no one asks me to hold their baby or help prepare food."
"Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Not to cause any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?"
"Seal walks into a club ..."
"What color are mirrors? I don't know, let's reflect on this."
"Who ever taught Storm Troopers how to shoot also must have taught white golfers how to high five each other."
"What did the dick say to the condom? Cover me, I'm going in."