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Joke of the Day
"Rumor has it Pedals the upright walking bear has been killed by a hunter. But, remains unseen."
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"*gets bitten by a radioactive bear *before developing super powers, gets eaten by radioactive bear"
"It sucks when something bad happens to someone you hate. Nobody will let you gloat. It's like you can't even enjoy your own joy."
"LOVED ONES: When I die, I want you to throw a sad party where you all look at my dead body US, FOR SOME REASON: Ok that's no problem"
"Ever had Ethiopian food? ...neither have they."
"How do you get a guitar player to shut up? Put sheet music in front of him"
"Trees are allergic to bees.. ..when bees get too close, [they break out in hives.] (/spoiler) Original joke! Edit: Grammar"
"I like long walks away from everyone"
"Why do the elephants have short tails ? Because they can't remember long stories !"
"My humor is kinda like sickle-cell anemia... it's not for everyone, but black people tend to get it."