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Joke of the Day
"I met a dwarf the other day... He was a pretty average guy; a little mean"
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"My Weed dealer needed to do his laundry So I sold him a dime bag of quarters, but I cut it with some canadian shit."
"They say there are about 12 million illegal immigrants in this country... ...but if you ask a native American, that number is more like 300 million."
"Why are Americans scared of roundabouts? Centrifugal force scales with mass"
"What dance did the Pilgrims do? The Plymouth Rock."
"One day you'll find someone who loves you for you. Someone with low, low, super way low standards. Lower than what you're thinking right now"
"Where do you get sent if you have a brainfreeze? The iceeu"
"I like to think that when Homer Simpson suffers from erectile dysfunction, he chokes his wiener and yells ""Why you little!!!!!"""
"I wonder who they'll get to play the roles of ""Couch"" and ""Phone"" in the movie of my life."
"Some people just have a way with words, and other people ... oh ... not have way."