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Joke of the Day

"My Weed dealer needed to do his laundry So I sold him a dime bag of quarters, but I cut it with some canadian shit."

"Jehovah's witnesses tell the worst knock, knock jokes"

"I have a rain fetish. It really gets me wet."

"What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers? A virgin"

"[interview] ""What's your greatest weakness?"" Superman: Seriously?"

"What did the cab driver say when the black man got into his cab? Where to sir?"

"I'VE GOT (( PROBLEMS AND A STUCK SHIFT KEY IS ONE."

"What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana's mind before she died. The windshield."

"A faster than light neutrino! Knock Knock! Who's there? New. New who?"

"Always check the height of nearby ceiling fans before giving a toddler a ride on your shoulders... * How I learned this rule is not important."