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Joke of the Day
"What dance did the Pilgrims do? The Plymouth Rock."
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"What do you call it when a lizard cums? Busting a newt"
"Raheem is a Pakistani orphan boy who has to walk 5 miles to reach his school.. but with your help of a few pennies a month..we can buy a whip and make the lazy bastard run."
"Beer makes you stupid.... Budweiser too."
"What is the volume of pizza? Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius^2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza."
"Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot? Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!"
"What did the magician's assistant say to the magician after the show? ""Thanks for halving me."""
"Bought one of those tennis racket looking bug zappers today. My god, where have you been all my life. What fun! Oooh, here comes the dog...."
"Why do some people call it a ""tuna-fish"" sandwich? It's not like anyone calls it a ""chicken-bird"" sandwich."
"Chinese Joke Got my blood results today turns out my blood type is A negative. My dad is going to kill me"