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Joke of the Day
"What dance did the Pilgrims do? The Plymouth Rock."
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"The clinic asked me why I had written an incorrect blood type on my form I told them it was Typo"
"The girl next door looks over at me, then her phone, then makes a disgusted look on her face. I think she's just found my twitter account"
"The year is 2036, President Jaden Smith is re-elected in a landslide after making it illegal to respond to someone's text message with ""K"""
"I bet women's trust issues with men started with a weatherman."
"As the judge said to the dentist: Do you swear to pull the tooth the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?"
"Before & after marriage Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you... After Marriage: Roses are dead, I have flu, don't come near me, Paray hatt tuu,"
"Who is the best drummer in the Beatles? It's between George, John and Paul... We all know it isn't Ringo"
"My husband is half Mexican half Polish. Last week he stole his own hubcaps."
"20 yrs from now they'll make a movie on how Leonardo DeCaprio never won an Oscar. Plot twist the actor playing him wins an Oscar."