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Joke of the Day
"I wonder who they'll get to play the roles of ""Couch"" and ""Phone"" in the movie of my life."
Next Joke
"Customer: Waiter this food is repeating on me. Waiter: Good we love repeat business."
"What do eggs do for fun? They crack jokes."
"What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner? A pan, duh!"
"I told my mom about caching. She said it sounds expensive."
"What do you call a bugle inside of a bubble? A buble!"
"Two Germans are talking about 9/11.... One said : How much terroristen died zat dey? Twelve? The other replied : ""Nein, Eleven."""
"Thanksgiving with the snail family I had the snail family from next door over for a big Thanksgiving dinner, they are still feeling sluggish this morning."
"I have nice cans and beautiful ass, yet nobody likes me.. apparently you should also belong to the right gender."
"There were four cats in a boat one jumped out. How many were left ? None. They were all copy cats !"