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Joke of the Day
"Some people just have a way with words, and other people ... oh ... not have way."
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"Chopped beef and pea soup What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup? Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!"
"*Friend sees my knuckle tats* F: 'MMA4LYFE,' really? *I put my fists by my English prof's 'OXFORDCO' knuckle tats* *we start break dancing*"
"Mind over matter they told me... Thanks for the gold stranger! *edit* Front page! Much wow!"
"Finally got in to an exercise routine and I've lost over 100 pounds!! I'm from England, and exercise equipment is pretty expensive."
"No job is free, even the blowjob!"
"Mr. Webb, what is the greatest threat to national security? ""The dinosaurs in Jurassic World, they always seem to get out"""
"Say what you will about the Democratic debate... but Hillary Clinton didn't refer to the size of her penis."
"A fat Man is a joke... AND a fat woman is two jokes- one on herself and the other on her husband."
"My friend David lost his ID yesterday... We just call him Dav now"