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Joke of the Day

"Only a widow can say exactly where her husband is."

"Why doesn't Justin Bieber shop at Sports Authority? Cuz he likes Dicks."

"Fisherman: What are you fishing for sonny? Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms."

"India launched a rocket to Mars this morning. That's a heck of a place to put a call centre."

"What do you call a cow with no legs? A cow with no legs of course. HA got heeem."

"I like my coffee how I like my women Sweet and with a cream topping."

"What toy should you never buy a Jewish child? A Bulldozer!"

"NSFW A black third grader goes to his mom and says... ""Mom I have the biggest dick in third grade. Is it because I'm black?"" She replies, ""no It's because you're 19""."

"Four years ago, I asked the most beautiful girl in the world out on a date. Thirty minutes ago, I asked her to marry me. Both times she said no."

"A shepherd was looking for a sheep that ran away Forget it, you've already herd this one."