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Joke of the Day
"Only a widow can say exactly where her husband is."
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"While my husband is gone I was cleaning...the Nutella jar. He will be impressed at how I gained 10lbs in 4hrs."
"Canadian Tinder users are 56% male, 44% female and 33% holding a fresh trout"
"My wife is so weird She starts every conversation with *""were you even listening to me? ""*"
"So I shot my first turkey for thanksgiving today... It scared the hell out of the people in the frozen foods section though."
"Fidel Castro said he wouldn't die until America was destroyed. Well, looks like he died 17 days after."
"Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children."
"My new washing machine plays a tune very similar to an ice cream truck when it's finished. There's no ice cream in there. I checked. Twice."
"Cats make the best boyfriends because they're soft, loyal, and won't claim they're straight but then turn gay after one lousy date, BRENT!"
"How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf? He became a vegetarian."