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Joke of the Day
"""Hey Ernie do you want some ice cream?"" ""Sherbet."""
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"No amount of minority filled commercials can ruin Red Lobster for me."
"What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner? ""No thanks, I'm stuffed."""
"Why do women have orgasms? Just another reason to moan really."
"What do you call a black man who flies a plane ? A pilot, of course."
"When I see names carved into a tree I don't think it's cute, I just think its strange how many people take knives on a date."
"Was just reading a new book with a great female hero And I can say I'm addicted to this heroine."
"There was a pile up on the freeway.... reportedly due to a bunch of old underwear, scattered all over the road. No one is sure how they got there, but there were skidmarks everywhere"
"I never realized how overweight my thumbs were until I tried typing on an iPhone."
"America is going to suffer if Donald Trump becomes president. You could say they are going toupee for it."