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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog with iron balls? Sparky."
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"If Yoko Ono gave you herpes... Would that be strawberry fields forever?"
"I'm not an alcoholic... My liver is evil and it must be destroyed."
"What was Robert E. Lee voted in his High School Yearbook? ""Most likely to Secede"""
"""Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"""
"Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children? Because his nuts were in his neck!"
"The Story of 3 chinese immegrants"
"Recent statistics show that 5 out of 6 people enjoy Russian Roulette."
"""I think we should-"" Kiss under the moonlight? omg we finish each other's sentences! Hairdresser: was gonna say trim the sides a bit shorter"
"I had the shingles on my house redone, and the contractor lied to me about his pricing. I was expecting it to be done for free; he said it was going to be on the house."