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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the suspect who's alibi was that he was at a restaurant? Well the restaurant Carraba-rated his story."

"What do you call someone who wears leather, likes bondage and likes getting inked? Moleskine"

"I woke up went for a walk my head fell off and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A child walked up to me and said: ""Good grief where are your feet?"" I must have left them in bed !"

"Ever notice how confusing your sentence's are when you incorrectly use apostrophe's to pluralize word's? It hurt's me even to type thi's."

"One of the wheelchair basketball team players has been tested positive for WD40 :("

"Did you know Paul walker was on the radio when he died? He was also on the dashboard, the windscreen and the steering wheel."

"Why don't you ever see three mexicans crossing the border at the same time? Because the signs say ""No trespassing"""

"Eye jokes aren't funny They're really cornea."

"I think the closest I've come to playing romantic music at a girl's window is when I forgot to turn down ""Eye Of The Tiger"" at the drivethru"

"Want to hear a good construction joke? I'm still working on it..."