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Joke of the Day
"It would take a pretty stupid robot to replace me."
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"ActivityBuddy A new app is sweeping the AppStore, using GPS technology similar to Grindr/ Tinder, ActivityBuddy matches up people who enjoy the same activity. The #1 activity? Anonymous gay sex."
"My love life is like my video game I always play single player, and I can never find anyone who wants to play co-op"
"Why did the man commit suicide by helium suffocation? He wanted to go out on a high note."
"I want to invent a nap time machine, which is a time machine that takes you to times you could've napped and didn't."
"dont tell the delivery guy you're gonna Fuck the pizza. Don't tell delivery guy You're gonna fuck the Pizza ""Thank you i intend to Fu"
"When asked about hobbies, don't start lap dancing. #jobinterviewfail"
"I heard the river in Crimea is really condescending."
"He was a poor country boy. She was a rich city girl. They never met, due to geographic distance and rigid socioeconomic stratification."
"A will is a... ...dead giveaway."