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Joke of the Day

"Hey, people who act like they're about to fight but are really friends, you are FREAKING the rest of us out."

"What do Pizza Delivery guys and Gynecologists have in common? They can both smell it, but can't eat it.."

"Wanna Play Barbies? Man: ""Hi there, would you like to play barbies?"" Lady: ""I guess so?"" Man: ""Awesome, I'll be Ken and you can be the box I come in."""

"I'd make an excellent cavewoman because I can finger paint and light fires."

"Why do blondes have such large belly-buttons Their boyfriends are also blonde."

"If he doesn't sleep with a life-sized replica of you made of human hair and deli meats, he's not as into you as I am."

"How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One hooker at a minimum. However the light bulb must be big enough for two people to fit inside"

"Director: so, you'll be playing this regular guy... Johnny Depp: no thanks."

"So a guy walks INTO a bar So a guy walks into a bar and says "" ow."""

"The guys at Futurama really didn't do their research... Vice President Agnew was at lest a head taller than depicted!"