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Joke of the Day
"What did the pop can become when it finished high school? A graduated cylinder."
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"Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again."
"Q: What did the tree say to the mountain? A: Stop peaking at me."
"Which dinosaur knew... Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words? A: The thesaurus."
"The cruelest part of the movie Bambi?nnnnHis mom named him ""Bambi."" nnShe deserved what she got for that."
"With Easter coming up it has me wondering. Is the Easter bunny a shell for big egg?"
"Never forget 9 November 9/11 was truly a horrible day for the USA."
"What is a broken drum kit's favorite file format? PDF puh-duh... ffffff"
"After seeing a commercial for Toddlers In Tiaras, I realise Darth Vader wasn't the worst parent ever."