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Joke of the Day
"Never forget 9 November 9/11 was truly a horrible day for the USA."
Next Joke
"What's the difference between a Lamborghini and dead babies? I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Lamborghini."
"What did the judge say to the attractive woman soaked in pee? You're an eight."
"What is a long, tiresome speech delivered by a frothy pie topping? Meringue-harangue"
"Thanks for putting out Mom! ~ everyone. Happy Mother's Day!"
"The miserly squirrel never found a mate, because he insisted on a prenutshell agreement."
"Why do mice have such small balls? Because not many of them know how to dance."
"What do they call Chipotle in Canada? Chipotl-eh"
"Two vegans get in an argument They now have beef"
"Clones. Clones are people two."