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Joke of the Day
"With Easter coming up it has me wondering. Is the Easter bunny a shell for big egg?"
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"Why do you have 0 viewers on Twitch? Because not even Nightbot is watching you."
"The FedEx guy said I look like a sexy pirate. I'm not sure if that's considered sexual harassment or flirting."
"People who say that they're 'just naturally thin' are also just naturally awful."
"wtf is almond milk almonds ain't even got titties"
"What do you call an Arab with only 1 ball. Iqubal"
"How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, except she scissors it in."
"Headed to a wedding and my guy friends told me to take pics of hot women for them. *selfies*"
"What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Hell's Angel? Someone that knocks on your door and tells YOU to fuck off."
"What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore? Gym.Tan.Laundry."