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Joke of the Day
"Q: What did the tree say to the mountain? A: Stop peaking at me."
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"Which bear can dissolve in water? A polar bear"
"Kid: ... Me: ... Kid: ... Me: ... Kid: ... Me: ... Kid: I just wanted to see you. [4:07 am]"
"What do crocs and getting a blowjob from a guy have in common? They both feel great until you look down and realize you're gay."
"Here's another great Ellen Pao Joke [deleted]"
"What did Tennessee? The same thing that Arkansas"
"I think I know why the black iPhone is completely faster than my white one. I am also very racist."
"That's the last time I play Twister with a guy in a kilt."
"I wish Fox News was just news about foxes."
"Everyone knows if you see a white guy with dreads you punch them in the face"