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Joke of the Day

"The cruelest part of the movie Bambi?nnnnHis mom named him ""Bambi."" nnShe deserved what she got for that."

"Michelle takes Sasha and Malia on a trip to Paris for the week. Wanks Obama."

"When in doubt, ignore an unknown number on your mobile, never hit Reply All, and always wear clothes when you step out of your house."

"Oohh, you play bass, as in the guitar. I thought you played bass, like the fish. I would've paid to see that."

"The hardest part of parenting is standing idly by while your children build a mediocre couch fort."

"Whats Wolverine's favorite genre of music? Metal."

"Geography puns So I was trying to look up some Geography puns, but I couldn't find any."

"What to NEVER EVER EVER say to a fat girl (or a girl who is overly conscious of her own weight). (OC) As part of our team, you're expected to pull your own weight."

"What's the most unfortunate name a prisoner can have? Neil."

"Australia I told my girlfriend I've been to Australia... I kissed her sting ray down unda'"