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Joke of the Day
"Get off my lawn. Oh, it's you. Mow the lawn. -My dad"
Next Joke
"Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping from the basement window."
"A Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
"I'm hoping the nuclear strike button & the trap-door for hecklers button on Trump's desk are completely different colours."
"Sorry I handed you a broom when you asked for a ride."
"How do you milk a sheep? With iPhone periph**e**rals."
"I try to be a good sport, but sometimes I'm badminton."
"Prostitution work laws If a hooker gets pregnant, can she file compensation for an on the job ""accident""?"
"Guy: come over Girl: I'm coming over Guy: We need to stop using walkie talkies in bed over"
"Went to see my doctor and he told i was going to have to stop masturbating I asked why and he said ""Because im trying to examine you!"""