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Joke of the Day

"What is a broken drum kit's favorite file format? PDF puh-duh... ffffff"

"My Valentine is like the square root of -100... A 10, but imaginary"

"Me: ""Bless me father, it's been 13,505 days since my last confession."" Priest: ""You're off to a bad start."""

"Ghetto wet floor sign: Caution, b*tches be trippin..."

"Lois Lane was fired from the Daily Planet after she knocked Clark Kent's glasses off and then panicked thinking a plane was in the building."

"Knock knock Who's there? An owl An owl who? That's my line!"

"What do they call the lower roadway of the George Washington Bridge? the lower roadway of the George Washington Bridge"

"I bought a dog from a blacksmith as soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door."

"If you say ""no ifs, ands, or buts"", then get ready for a shitload of ""shoulds"", ""as well as"", and ""howevers""."

"Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek? A: One."