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Joke of the Day

"A son asks his dad: ""Do you remember your first blowjob?"" - The father answers: ""Yes, son!"" The boy asks: ""How did it taste?"""

"They say money talks, but mine barely gets a chance to introduce itself before it's gone."

"What is a parrot's favorite game ? Hide and Speak !"

"Did you hear about the movie Constipation? It hasn't come out yet."

"50% of Asians have cataracts. The other 50% drive rinkins."

"I met up with two friends of mine. One of them asked me what did I do yesterday, and I said I watched Rashomon. But the second friend had a different story."

"What's the first thing the pope did after resigning? Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book."

"Why wouldn't they let Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman"

"I've got the body of a 25 year old supermodel But my fridge is too small... Does anyone have any ideas?"

"I was screwing my secretary... ...up the arse when my wife walked in. She said, ""You cannot do this to me. I said, ""I know that's why I'm doing it to her."""