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Joke of the Day

"A son asks his dad: ""Do you remember your first blowjob?"" - The father answers: ""Yes, son!"" The boy asks: ""How did it taste?"""

"One beer please! *This is Starbucks!* Oh, my fault, I'm Bill."

"I tried to pick up the scale in the bathroom and threw out my back It weighs a lot"

"Rule 34.34 of the internet If it exists, there is a repost of it."

"I'm in a band called Duvet. We're a cover band."

"I'm not that smart... and have no clue as to what any word means when it has more then two syllables. How will I ever shave?"

"How many male chauvinists does it take to change a light bulb? Zero. Let that bitch cook in the dark"

"/r/LatvianJokes, you are Subreddit of the Day! Congratulations! Is only joke. Is actually secret police."

"Algebra,trignometry, and calculus are responsible for more doctors than the actual love for the profession."

"Hangovers vs Women Why are hangovers better than women? Hangovers go away!"