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Joke of the Day

"Several years ago, the military upgraded the AR-15 to an AR-18, but quickly abondoned the new weapon. When asked about what happened to the new guns, a general replied, "" They Argon."""

"A new bike company says it has the best wheels in the world. According to their spokesperson."

"How much money do gay bars make? A buttload."

"This thorn bush just stabbed my wife in her vagina. What a fucking prick."

"I want to see a movie where a robot gains consciousness and realizes its a loser and doesn't want to do anything"

"E-Cigs. The great taste of water vapor, the cool look of blowing a flashlight."

"Capture the viva la Flag I will try to upload one each day. Just look for johnfromnorway https://i.imgur.com/j1poxyK.jpg"

"My age is very inappropriate for my behavior."

"A horse walks into a bar... ...and the bartender asks, ""Why the long face?"" And the horse replies, ""I'm finally starting to realize that my alcoholism is tearing my family apart,"""

"*Walks into school* Simon says give me your Pokemon cards Ok now close your eyes *Walks out* Kids are so dumb I didn't even say Simon says"