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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer? There's whiteout on the screen."

"Someone took my spine and replaced it with theirs. I want to get my own back."

"If your Prius was a transformer his name would be Fagatron"

"A guy was so bored he broke a watch with his bare hands. Then he said ""i've got too much time on my hands"""

"*Speed Dating* Him: Do you have any hobbies? Me: *tying my hair in a big knot under my chin so I look like I have a beard* ""TAAA-DAAA!"""

"Canada already has a wall that keeps out the Mexicans... Its called the United States."

"My wife just accused me of being a transvestite. So I packed her things and left!!"

"Se7en is a great movie even if you haven't seen o1e, 2wo, thr3e, 4our, 5ive or 6ix."

"There is this guy that hates taking a poop. But shit happens."

"Did you hear about the broken watch from the 1800's? It was a timeless classic."