204228

Joke of the Day

"Why did the BDSM store get behind on its shipments? Bbecause they were all tied up..."

"9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape."

"What kind of cuisine did the rude Jamaican serve? Caribbean Jerk. Ayyyyy!"

"Keep your friends close and your asthma inhaler closer."

"I took the shell off my racing snail... ... thinking it would make it go faster. If anything it just made it more sluggish."

"My friend says she's doing good but she means well"

"ME: Haha you can tell them any name and they have to say it BARISTA: I have a latte for ""A Person Who Deserves Love""? ME [crying]: Hahaha"

"Have you heard the joke about Baltimore? It's a riot!"

"Someone told me to go to Hell I told them I'd say hi to their mother for them"

"What do you get when you add human DNA with goat DNA I don't know but I was kicked out of the petting zoo.."