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Joke of the Day

"It's rude to ask someone to courtesy flush, so I always offer them an ass mint instead. I'm a gentleman."

"What do English pirates call each other? M80"

"Why ninja's are a pornographers nightmare You never see them coming!"

"Why did the condom fly across the room? He was pissed off!"

"What has 18 legs and catches flies? A baseball team."

"Your momma so dumb she drove around looking for the App Store"

"A truck with the slogan ""We always go the extra mile"" took the last parking spot so I wrote on it ""because we missed the exit"" as a revenge."

"Which came first. . . social media or dumb people? AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language?"

"I had a friend who used to draw on her eyebrows. One day, she accidentally drew them to high. When I told her, she looked surprised."

"If you're ever chased by a police dog ...don't run over a see-saw, crawl through a tunnel or jump through a hoop. They're trained for that sort of thing"