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Joke of the Day

"I just saw an 8 year old hipster. Your move, apocalypse."

"WHISKERS: There's nothing there. Go ahead. BLIND PERSON: *Steps off cliff* WHISKERS: Technically ^-- why we don't have seeing-eye cats"

"What did one frog say to the other frog? Time's fun when you're having flies."

"Which classical composer is best at playing hide and seek? Haydn. [OC]"

"Did you hear about the cyclopic tutor? He had only one eye, but two pupils!"

"Are you from Memphis? Cause you look like your parents were related."

"[walks in to UPS store holding rabid raccoon] Hi my boyfriend said he wants to take a break so I'd like to ship him this please."

"What is it about being blind... ...that makes people want to walk their dog so much?"

"What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party? She puts her top back on and leaves."

"So it's game night at a social group. The social group contains an autisic person, an abuse victim, a socially anxious person, and a depressed person. What game do they choose? They chose ""Sorry!""."