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Joke of the Day

"What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party? She puts her top back on and leaves."

"I had falafel for lunch... Now I feel awful."

"If he doesn't return your texts, it's because he's busy leaving his wife for you. Obviously."

"Taylor Swift tweeted a picture of her cat watching the Olympics and just as I suspected, Taylor's bedroom looks like a giant doily."

"What's a man idea of helping with the housework? Lifting his legs so you can vacuum."

"What did the body builder say when he saw he was out of protein powder? No whey!"

"What are the famous last words of a redneck? ""Hey ya'll, watch this!"""

"I was involved in quite a violent mugging the other day. On the plus side I made a few bucks."

"A hotdog and a hamburger are haveing a pooping contest... The hamburger is winning. In order to ketchup, the hotdog mustard."

"What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen? A Moss-cow"