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Joke of the Day
"What is it about being blind... ...that makes people want to walk their dog so much?"
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"When Life knocks you down, calmly get back up, smile, and say ""You hit like a bit$h."""
"I love hillary Clinton so much. It makes me weak at the knees."
"Lesbian dinasour What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotapuss"
"Want to know why everyone loves time warner cable? The loading times are out of this world."
"Why was Kylo Ren embarrassed at McDonald's? It was his First Order!"
"What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear? He kilt himself"
"I like to measure my workouts in terms of a reward system. For instance: I just ran 2.5 pizzas."
"I'd make a horrible movie murder victim.When I hear strange noises in the night I roll over and figure, eh, they'll work themselves out."
"Honestly if I had a brain I'd... probably not admit to being stupid publicly for a start."