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Joke of the Day
"Are you from Memphis? Cause you look like your parents were related."
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"Why didn't the comedian make a tree joke? He wood have, but he decided to leaf it to other branches of the community."
"I don't understand you,"" cried my girlfriend. ""One minute you're really offensive to me and the next you're really polite."" ""Bitch, please,"" I said"
"children are cool because they're the perfect height for me to fart directly into their mouths without having to really exert myself"
"What if the weather talks about us?"
"What's the absolute worst city to live in? An atroCITY."
"Waiter: Hi! Our special today is macaroni or cheese! Me: Wait - did you say 'or' cheese? Waiter: *lifts shirt, reveals gun* Look, I'm a cop"
"How did the crazy man get across the forrest? He took the psycho path. ( )"
"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was out-standing in his field"
"What do you call a pile of cats? A meowntain."