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Joke of the Day

"Which classical composer is best at playing hide and seek? Haydn. [OC]"

"Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games? Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out."

"Jokes are like food... Not everyone gets it."

"What's the real definition of trust? Two gay cannibals giving each other a blowjob."

"I installed a pedometer app on my phone But whichever direction I walk, I seem to be moving away from the kids."

"It's sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels."

"What did the heatsink say to the CPU? ""I'm a huge fan!"""

"I like my women the same way I like my coffee. Made by my mum."

"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She choked. Edit: Think LONG and HARD about it."

"What do you call an Irishman who can't hold his liquor? [OC] A quadriplegic."