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Joke of the Day
"When I was younger, I was kicked out of the Boy Scouts I ate a Brownie."
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"I like my women how I like my microwaves With children in them"
"A fellow worker just sent an all office memo: ""Has anyone seen my screwdriver? I really need my screwdriver!"" I wrote back: ""Meet me at the tool bar. I'll buy you a double."""
"The doctor's had some troubles convincing Jim he had gone deaf. He wouldn't hear it."
"What do you call someone who failed rehab? Back on crack"
"""Knock Knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""It's the Police, sir."" ""You'll have to wait, I'm having a shit."" ""We know, Sir, the Phone Box has glass sides!"""
"I refuse to worry about wrinkles anymore. Besides, the botox I used on my scrotum burned and just made my balls look surprised all the time."
"""Your storage is full"" thanks Apple, I'll just go and delete some photos of friends and family, but at least I'll always have the stocks app"
"Some people say waking up in the morning is really hard... Waking up in the morning is the second hardest thing for me!"
"I wish people would stop making gay jokes Cum on guys!"