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Joke of the Day

"Chess Set ""I'd like to buy this chess set please"" ""How will you be paying, sir?"" ""Check mate"".."

"What blood disease do communists get? Hammer and sickle cell anemia."

"What's the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler? Usain Bolt can finish off a race"

"What is the difference between a female blond and a female mosquito? A female mosquito can raise a family when she is done sucking."

"How do you know that a elephant's been in the fridge? There are foot prints in the butter. """

"Yo mama so fat.. I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing."

"'This is the greatest thing since sliced bread!' Sliced bread peeks around corner, tears streaming, it was in the tv room & heard EVERYTHING"

"the best thing about being in a relationship is you can get crippling emotional abuse any time you want"

"What country has many sugar? sweetzerland"

"[caution: black joke] If a person's last name is Black, there's every chance he/she is not of African American origin. - Because slaves don't need surnames."