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Joke of the Day

"Chess Set ""I'd like to buy this chess set please"" ""How will you be paying, sir?"" ""Check mate"".."

"*Becomes a black hole* *Only absorbs corndogs*"

"An increasing number of farmers are losing their crops due to drought It's a growing problem."

"I bartered a ring for a shop vac All she does is suck up my wallet and spend all my money."

"How do you make Holy Water? Boil the hell out of it."

"I wish I would have listened to my grandma when she told me one day I'd regret not focusing harder on my hitman career."

"Making millions of dollars is like breeding rabbits. It's much easier when you start with two."

"Just saw a commercial for ""affordable napkins"" and now I feel stupid for buying all these diamond-encrusted ones."

"Who has the best website in the jungle? The Onlion King."

"A squirrel needs about two pounds of acorns a week to survive. That's nuts!"