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Joke of the Day
"How do you make Holy Water? Boil the hell out of it."
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"I've been thinking about manufacturing and selling landmines disguised as prayer mats... ...prophets would go through the roof!"
"What do you call a stoner with down syndrome? A baked potato."
"TIFU by not taking my ADHD medication. Oh, hey. Check this out! There's a whole nother box for typing stuff."
"Brooklyn When you go to Brooklyn always bring a camera, because there are many things in Brooklyn that you will see, then never see again in your life... Starting with that camera."
"Her: Ok you hang up. Him: No, you hang up first. Her: No, you first. Him: No, you first. NSA: Both of you hang up."
"The Lakers"
"How do you know when a mongol is level? He's drooling from both corners of his mouth."
"Finally came up with my new years resolution. I'm going to stop procrastinating!"
"Skrillex is living proof that our society isn't completely superficial yet and that most of my farts should be winning Grammys."