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Joke of the Day
"An increasing number of farmers are losing their crops due to drought It's a growing problem."
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"I think I'm uglier with my glasses on but I'm uglier with contacts in, too."
"what do you mean you can't deliver pizza to a pillow fort"
"i named my first son ""christian"" and i named his twin brother ""born-again christian"""
"I recently heard Lorena Bobbitt died in a car accident ... Some dick cut her off"
"What do most people do when they see a python ? They re-coil !"
"I dropped my electric toothbrush in the garbage disposal and accidentally co-produced a Skrillex album."
"What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him? He mooved"
"""OMG!!! HeRE LiEs BRiaNnA RiP! :*("" - Tombstones in 2060"
"An English teacher tells a knock knock joke Teacher: Knock Knock Student: Who's there? Teacher: To Student: To who? Teacher: To *whom*"