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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Jewish person who is suicidal? A Yamikaze."
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"Pete Townshend and Roger Daltrey are to star in a new film, a murder mystery set at a music festival. It's a Whodunnit."
"You can't choose your family but you can choose a hitman."
"Free Tip: If a prostitute has nice teeth and carries a purse, she's a cop."
"People can be so easy to read. Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed. Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime."
"Things you can't touch: 1. Happines 2. The Easter Bunny 3. Your wife's sister 4. This"
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"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself? Because it was two-tyred."
"A man walks into a library with a book on suicide. The librarian says, ""sorry to hear about your friend""."
"My 5yr old eats chicken wings with the precision of a hitman cleaning his rifle."