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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Jewish person who is suicidal? A Yamikaze."
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"This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day two years ago that I lost my dear wife and children. I'll never forget that game of cards..."
"What did the nurse say when she found a rectal thermometer in her pocket? Some asshole has my pen!"
"""Come on man! I'm sure your superpower is cool! Show me! ""Ok"" *stares at two glasses of soda* the diet is on the right."" ""Wow um..neat..."""
"French Joke Q. Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama? A. So the French can show them how to surrender."
"Camo is proper for any occasion. It's good for drinkin' beers, huntin' deers and scarin' queers. Merica."
"What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, it was the selfish Rooster that came first and the Hen never even finished."
"If someone with multiple personalities threatens to commit suicide... is it a hostage situation?"
"You can lead a horse to water... but you can't make it drink, unless you have someone to hold his head under while you suck at his ass like a straw."
"I'm a big fan of wood. Mahogany. Cherry. Walnut. Morning."