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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Jewish person who is suicidal? A Yamikaze."
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"3 things I hate: 1. lists 2. irony 3. shitposts on /r/jokes"
"What's Bill Clintons favorite holiday? According to Lewinsky... Happy Employee Appreciation Day!"
"The year is 1981. Everybody's working for the weekend. 2044: the weekend becomes sentient. 2048: Everybody's working for the weekend."
"What do you get when you cross a highway with a lawnmower? Killed."
"Ugh, I'm still writing 2009 on all my ransom notes"
"What's it called when an Asian man gives his best friend head? A bro job."
"Omg! Leonardo DeCaprio! Wanna hear a joke about the Oscars? Never mind, you probably won't get it anyways..."
"What do you call a rapper who masterbates a lot? Lil Wayne-ker"
"Sick Lemon and Sick Bird What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment What do you give a sick lemon? Lemonade"