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Joke of the Day
"*Becomes a black hole* *Only absorbs corndogs*"
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"Deli meats I knew a guy who was addicted to deli meats. He just couldn't quit cold turkey."
"[at gym] *spends 45 minutes untangling headphones *drops phone, squats to pick it up Phew! Good workout! *leaves"
"Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig fell in the mud."
"What do you call a bunch of black people in a pile of leaves? Raisin Bran"
"HER: let's be open about how we really feel. I'll go first I love you. ME: Ok well... I really, really, don't want Naruto to end HER: wtf?"
"What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you? A polite bulb."
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face."
"Did you know it's now politically incorrect to say 'black paint'? Now you have to say ""Jerome can you please paint the fence""."
"What's worse than sucking 12 raw oysters out of your grandma's vagina? Realizing you only put in 11"