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Joke of the Day
"A squirrel needs about two pounds of acorns a week to survive. That's nuts!"
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"These need to be written. Q: What do you call a pig with three eyes? A: A piiig. Q: What goes Oh, Oh, Oh? A: Santa Claus walking backwards."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotopus"
"Advertisement for a crane company... Advertisement for a crane company: Call us, and we'll hook you up!"
"My friend kicked a mushroom today He's a fungi"
"i went into the bar and ordered a Whiskey Osama... the batender asked ""what's that?"" i answered ""Two shots and a splash of water."""
"Q: Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns? A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight."
"What's the difference between a lobster with breast implants, and a dirty bus stop? One's a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean."
"I knew someone who died in a skydiving accident. Their funeral wreath was in the shape of a parachute. After all, that's what they would've wanted."
"What do you call a space pub filled with white chicks? The Mos Eisley can't even."