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Joke of the Day
"A squirrel needs about two pounds of acorns a week to survive. That's nuts!"
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"My most pretentious joke -Knock knock Who's there? -To To who? -To *whom*"
"Just saw a woman, covered in red paint, running and screaming from an abandoned country house, LOL good prank."
"Homophobic means you're scared of your house."
"How do they say ""fuck you"" in Los Angeles? ""Trust me."""
"What do you call a gay dinosaur Trannyosaurus Rex"
"What's Isis' favorite race? The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh."
"Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps? Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D"
"How Germans does it take to change a light bulb? NEIN!"
"What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? Carlos."