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Joke of the Day
"I bartered a ring for a shop vac All she does is suck up my wallet and spend all my money."
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"Chuck Norris, the actor, film producer and screenwriter died in his house today at 76 years of age He is now feeling much better and has fully recovered from this minor annoyance"
"what's the most common name for a Mexican ? manual labor ........"
"Just built a kite that'll hold my cat. Figured if a mouse helped discover electricity then my cat & I should be able to unlock time travel."
"A drunk man walks up to an Englishman pissing on a tree... And says, ""Yurr ahh.... European!"""
"Video games and dicks What's the difference between video games and dicks? Video games take longer to beat."
"Why go to college? There's Google."
"That outfit is very becoming on you Then again, if I was on you, I would be cumming, too."
"If European in the bathroom, who's the guy on the floor? Himalayan"
"If you had ten minutes to list off all the best Mumford & Sons songs, what would you do with the extra 9 minutes and 55 seconds?"