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Joke of the Day

"Whats E.T.'s first name? Yodela"

"Did you know that your body is made 70% of water? And now I'm thirsty."

"I searched in Google ""How do I know if my wife is a witch"". You could've just asked me! - she yelled from the kitchen."

"What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito? Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors."

"[Conspiracy Theory] The second Darth Vader slashed off Luke Skywalker's hand, Luke became... ...Hand Solo."

"yells ""PARKOUR"" then strokes a dog the wrong way, the camera zooms in on the dogs face, he portrays mild annoyance"

"In successful relationships, no one wears the pants."

"Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad."

"How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell..."

"In my most recent study, Ive found that saying ""I'll have a chicken pot pie, extra pot"" to KFC employees gets a laugh 4 out of 10 times."