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Joke of the Day
"Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad."
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"My neighbour is in the Guinness book of world records. He has had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me. A stone's throw away, in fact."
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"Inspecting mirrors is a job I can see myself doing it."
"What literary devices do butchers use? Meataphors."
"I tried arguing with the Priests of Pi about religion... But they just kept relying on circular logic."
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