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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito? Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors."

"What is a traveler's favorite font? Times New Roamin'!"

"My last relationship was so bad, it featured Pitbull."

"What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you probably won't like it as an adult."

"Dear car commercials, You probably don't mean to scare me but ""German engineering"" is also why I don't have so many cousins today."

"I have an idea for a make-your-own hotdog place It's called ""What's the Wurst That Could Happen?"""

"I like to help my children think up cruel nicknames for the other kids at their school."

"How do you know if a chef is also a mathematician.. ...the proof is in the pudding..."

"Cute things to call your girlfriend: 1. Sugar 2. Honey 3. Flour 4. Egg 5. 1/2lb butter 6. Stir 7. Pour into pan 8. Preheat to 375"

"Whats the difference between a Hoover and a Harley? The position of the dirtbag."