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Joke of the Day

"I searched in Google ""How do I know if my wife is a witch"". You could've just asked me! - she yelled from the kitchen."

"Don't people with bumper stickers realize it takes a t-shirt to change a person's deeply held beliefs?"

"Seriously, this is the last time I trust a baby with firearms."

"""Hi, I'm Anne Hathaway for Proactiv. I've been blessed with great skin, I'm just lucky I guess, but I totally support you if you need this."""

"A man wearing nothing but cellophane walked into a psychiatrist office. The doctor said I can clearly see your nuts"

"Your life and greatest achievements"

"How do you know if you are a necrophiliac? You get mourning wood"

"What is the left side of an apple? The part that you don't eat."

"I've learned a lot about women. Ex: if you're going to the hospital for a gunshot wound & she asks for tampons, you'd better stop on the way"

"Playing golf for the first time this weekend reminded me of my trip to Taiwan It was a good experience and I had a great time, even though I ended up in a few traps."