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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that your body is made 70% of water? And now I'm thirsty."

"It all... The title says it all."

"""Always bring a nail file, scissors, tweezers, a corkscrew, a toothpick and a bottle opener to a knife fight"" - The Swiss Army"

"Non english speakers, translate the best joke you have from your language. Other redditors will have to guess from what country the joke is. Obviously, names and places will have to be translated too."

"What happens to a frog that parks illegally? He gets toad."

"WHAT DO WE WANT?!?!! WHAT DO WE WANT?!?!? LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES!!! WHEN DO WE WANT EM?!?!? *NEEEEEYYYYOOOOOOOOWWWW* Edit: Wow, this really took off."

"Did you hear about the jihadist birthday party? It was a blast."

"Why are pills white? Because if they were black they wouldn't work."

"What is a duck's favorite drug? You might think it's quack, but it's actually mariwaddle..."

"Two deer walk out of a gay bar... One of them turns to the other and says ""I can't believe I blew thirty bucks in there"""