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Joke of the Day
"In successful relationships, no one wears the pants."
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"Did you hear about the Jewish couple that met during the Holocaust? They were star-crossed lovers."
"The fireworks have been over for hours but Rex is still barking, which is weird because he's 12 years old and not a dog. Weird little kid."
"God I hate hidden microphones They bug me so much!"
"The more complex the handshake, the less complex the individual."
"I handle stress the way cats bathe in water."
"SHOW ME A PHOTO OF YOUR INFANT I WILL SHOW YOU 20 OF MY CAT"
"What type of memory card is always laughing? The XD card."
"I showed my 3-year-old Star Wars. It blew his mind. Seriously, how do you reboot a kid? Or should I just get a new one?"
"I'm so lazy, If autocorrect doesn't know the word after 3 letters I don't even bother sending the text."