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Joke of the Day
"Where do people with Ebola go when they die? Bloody hell"
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"Police officer to a driver: ""OK, driver's license, vehicle license, first aid kit and warning triangle."" Driver: ""Nah, I've already got all that. But how much for that funny Captain's cap?"""
"Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So THAT'S where the clitoris is."
"How can you tell that the stage is level? The drummer is drooling out of *both* sides of his mouth."
"What does a perverted frog say? Rubbit"
"How does Donald Trump adopt pets? He just grabs the first pussy he sees."
"Why do women prefer old gynecologists? Their shaky hands!"
"I am a master of tearable puns But only on paper"
"A man was found pouring dozens of bags of frozen peas into the grave of his dead wife. He wanted her to rest in peas."
"heres a joke your life"