179169
Joke of the Day
"Where do people with Ebola go when they die? Bloody hell"
Next Joke
"Thank god for nipples. Without it, boobs would be pointless."
"[GoT Spoiler] Olly really wanted to know how.. Jon came back from the dead, but instead, Jon just left him hanging."
"Why are clouds like jockeys? Because they hold the reins!"
"How do you kill a fox? Cut off one leg and drag it across Canada."
"DOCTOR: congratulations, it's a boy! *holds up baby tricycle* BICYCLE DAD: what the hell? BICYCLE MOM: *crying*"
"What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff? Nothing, she had her mittens on."
"Wanna hear a terrorist joke? Israeli good.."
"Me: ""Get me a newspaper.""Friend: ""Don't be silly. Here. Borrow my iPad."" Poor spider never knew what hit it."
"If you love a woman, you shouldn't be ashamed to show her to your wife."