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Joke of the Day
"Why do women prefer old gynecologists? Their shaky hands!"
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"If I had a nickel for every time I jerked off... I'd be a jizzillionaire!"
"ENGLAND: people are CROSSING OUR BORDERS for ECONOMIC ADVANCEMENT!!! THE ENTIRE GODDAMNED WORLD FROM LIKE 1583 to 1997: u don't say"
"Ever heard of the blind hooker? You really gotta hand it to 'er."
"when someone pisses you off start counting down from 10. When you get to 8 punch them in the throat, they will never expect it."
"Someone once asked me if I trust boobs... ...I said ""I put my faith in them"""
"A man walks into a bar... And says ""ouch""."
"Pirate walks in a bar with his ship's steering wheel stuffed in his pants. The bartender asks do you know that's in your pants? Arrr yes. It's drivin me nuts!"
"Let's talk about pre-mature ejaculation real quick. Ok, all done."
"Why did hitler kill himself? Because he saw his gas bill"