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"heres a joke your life"
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"Who is the communist leader of r/Jokes ? Chairman Lmao"
"How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? apparently not 3, because my basement is still dark."
"Why did the sperm cross the road? Cause I put on the wrong sock this morning"
"People that start a sentence with ""Now I'm not trying to be rude"" are either about to be rude, or about to sing Ignition by R Kelly."
"All good students of Astrology drop out midway after they learn enough to find out. :)"
"Hang in there, people suffering from natural disasters and deadly diseases - we're putting ribbons on our cars as fast as we can"
"[Target intercom] ""Would the parent of a 9 y/o named Jack please pick up your son at security. We've told u for weeks this isn't a daycare."""
"Doctor: are you sexually active? Me: why, what have you heard?"
"I 100% support the Trump Deportation Plan!! Where should we send him?"