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Joke of the Day
"How does Donald Trump adopt pets? He just grabs the first pussy he sees."
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"I always buy pre-written cards for people I dislike. If I'm going to lie about my feelings, it may as well be a lie written by someone else."
"What if ants aren't insects at all but are vehicles that even smaller insects drive to work?"
"I was wrestling with an Anaconda for 3 days... And then I realised I was masturbating"
"*knock knock* Go away I'm not home ""I can hear you"" I can hear you too..go away ""I brought food"" What kind of food"
"""Choas Theory""-themed restaurant: Eating Disorder"
"I have the heart of a lion And a lifetime ban from the local zoo"
"It's true what they say: shut up."
"Why did the blonde have a red sore on her belly button? Because blonde men are idiots too."
"Playing with Silly Putty is like chewing gum for your hands."