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Joke of the Day

"I am a master of tearable puns But only on paper"

"My internet has been out for 24 hours and now my kids are moving out. That was easy."

"How Far Can a Fox... Q: How far can a fox run into a grove? A: Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq"

"John Cena wakes up in the hospital He has no idea what is going on. A nurse walks into his room and he asks, ""Where am I?"" She responded, ""ICU."" He said,""No you don't."""

"Customer: Can someone else serve us? Me:? C:I don't want my children exposed to the sin of your tattoos. M: Satan wants their tiny souls."

"By the nervous look on his face I thought my boyfriend had an engagement ring hidden in his hand but it was just a stranger's bra. Whew."

"Just saw a hobo sleeping on a box and it was surrounded by bubble wrap. Must be his alarm system."

"What's the fastest to have George Zimmerman pull a gun on you?"

"I bet the first mohawk was created by a guy trying to even out his sideburns."

"women's rights"