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Joke of the Day

"What does a perverted frog say? Rubbit"

"Spiderman ruined romance for me. Please don't even think of kissing me unless you're hanging upside down from a building."

"How heavy is the moderation on this sub? And was it in anyway responsible for the death of FPH."

"What's the best part of split-pea soup? The cut up peaness."

"Why can't lions ever conquer the world? Because the pride comes before the fall."

"I don't get why people pay to exercise in a GYM when it's FREE to not exercise."

"Do you know the difference between a man and a Government Bond? A man matures with time."

"I've been reading a book about anti gravity I just can't put it down!"

"What's blue, small and sits in a corner? A baby with its hand in the power socket."

"[first day of work as a 911 operator] ""Hello, 911"" Hi someone's trying to break into my house ""holy shit call 911"""